Tue, 17 Mar 1998 08:52:55 -0800 - Message No. 2379
From: "ynotfix"

Subject: Fw: Vidiot: [Fwd: Fw: computer adages]



This is a computer list so this is a list on the computer:

> >>> COMPUTER WISDOM
> >>> 
> >>>      1.  Home is where you hang your @
> >>>      2.  The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
> >>>      3.  A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
> >>>      4.  You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.
> >>>      5.  Great groups from little icons grow.
> >>>      6.  Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
> >>>      7.  C:\ is the root of all directories.
> >>>      8.  Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
> >>>      9.  Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
> >>>     10. The modem is the message.
> >>>     11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
> >>>     12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
> >>>     13. A chat has nine lives.
> >>>     14. Don't byte off more than you can view.
> >>>     15. Fax is stranger than fiction.
> >>>     16. What boots up must come down.
> >>>     17. Windows will never cease.
> >>>     18. In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal).
> >>>     19. Virtual reality is its own reward.
> >>>     20. Modulation in all things.
> >>>     21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
> >>>     22. There's no place like http://www.home.com
> >>>     23. Know what to expect before you connect.!
> >>>     24. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
> >>>     25. Speed thrills.
> >>>     26. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use
> >>>           the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.<~ I like this
one! 
> >>      27. To err is human, to really screw things up takes a computer!!!

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Tony Angco   

'96 Triumph Trophy 1200, & '96 Trident 900
 Honda '85  XLV750R & '96 Africa Twin  XRV750T
'89 Hawk GT650
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