18 Nov 98 11:51:35 +0000 - Message No. 4476
From: Brett Riley

Subject: FWD: The fall of the human race




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Date: 17/11/98 8:36 PM
From: Zarli Sein
>     In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here
>     are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
>
>     * On Sears hair dryer:
>     Do not use while sleeping.
>
>     * On a bag of Fritos:
>     You could be a winner!  No purchase necessary.  Details inside.
>
>     * On a bar of Dial soap:
>     Directions: Use like regular soap.
>
>     * Some Swanson frozen dinners:
>     Serving suggestion: Defrost.
>
>     * On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
>
>     * On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
>     Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
>
>     * On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
>     Product will be hot after heating
>
>     * On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
>     Do not iron clothes on body
>
>     * On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine
>     Do not drive car or operate machinery
>
>     * On Nytol (a sleep aid):
>     Warning: may cause drowsiness
>
>     * On a Korean kitchen knife:
>     Warning keep out of children
>
>     * On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
>     For indoor or outdoor use only.
>
>     * On a Japanese food processor:
>     Not to be used for the other use
>
>     * On Sainsbury's Peanuts
>     Warning: contains nuts
>
>     * On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
>     Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
>
>     * On a Swedish chain saw:
>     Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

Brett @ DesignWorks





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