Wed, 17 Jun 1998 19:07:00 -0600 - Message No. 3419
From: "Darrin Fink"

Subject: Cows in the road




>>Only problem I had (no experience there...) is how the hell do you get a
>>big dumb lazy cow to get off the fu__ing road???!!???!!???


No AT here, but I can help with this!  Moving cows I do for a living.....  wire a 12 volt
siren to your bike, with a switch by the horn.  (Don't use it in town.  The police frown
on it.)

Bulls are a different story, especially when you must get them out of your cows.  The
siren does nothing, but a 12ga shotgun loaded with rock-salt.........that's the ticket
there.  Just don't hit those precious 'jewels' when aiming from the rear!

Darrin in Wyoming (with a 'horse' named DR350)

BTW - anyone interested in riding some of the 8000+ miles of scenic dirt/gravel roads here
in Wyoming? email me directly doki7xh@coffey.com







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