Tue Nov 11 20:16:28 1997 - Message No. 1654
From: Joel Pereira

Subject: Joke: faster then a Farrari




On Mon, 10 Nov 1997, C&M O'SHOCK wrote:

> A hip young man goes out and buys a 1997 Ferrari  GTO.  
> > > It's the best and most expensive car available in the 
> > > world, costing about $500,000.  He takes it out for a spin 
> > > and while stopping for a red light, an old man on an Africa Twin
> > > (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him.  
> > > The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car 
> > > and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
> > > 
> > > The young man replies, "A 1997 Ferrari GTO.  They cost 
> > > about a half million dollars!"
> > > 
> > > "That's a lot of money," says the old man, shocked. "Why 
> > > does it cost so much?
> > > 
> > > "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!"  states 
> > > the cool dude proudly.
> > > 
> > > The AT driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?"  "Sure," 
> > > replies the owner.
> > > 
> > > So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks 
> > > around.  Leaning back on his AT, the old man says, 
> > > "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"
> > > 
> > > Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the 
> > > old man what his car can do.  He floors it, and within 30 
> > > seconds the speedometer reads 320mph.  Suddenly, he notices 
> > > a dot in his rearview mirror.  It seems to be getting 
> > > closer!  He slows down to see what it could be and 
> > > suddenly, whhhoooossshhh!  Something whips by him, going 
> > > much faster!  "What on earth could be going faster than my 
> > > Ferrari?!"  the young man asks himself.  Then, ahead of 
> > > him, he sees a dot coming toward him.  Whoooooosh!  It goes 
> > > by again, heading the opposite direction!  And it almost 
> > > looked like the old man on the Africa Twin!  "Couldn't be," 
> > > thinks the guy.  "How could an AT outrun a Ferrari?!"  
> > > Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh 
> > > Ka-BbblaMMM!  It plows into the back of his car, 
> > > demolishing the rear end.
> > > 
> > > The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!!  Of 
> > > course, the AT and the old man are hurting for certain.  
> > > He runs up to the dying old man and says, "You're badly 
> > > hurt!  Is there anything I can do for you?"
> > > 
> > > The old man moans and replies, "Yes.  Unhook my suspenders 
> > > from your side-view mirror!"

	Be careful

	Joel Pereira
	l42154@alfa.ist.utl.pt



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