Tue, 17 Mar 1998 08:52:55 -0800
- Message No. 2379
From: "ynotfix"
Subject: Fw: Vidiot: [Fwd: Fw: computer adages]
This is a computer list so this is a list on the computer:
> >>> COMPUTER WISDOM
> >>>
> >>> 1. Home is where you hang your @
> >>> 2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
> >>> 3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
> >>> 4. You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.
> >>> 5. Great groups from little icons grow.
> >>> 6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
> >>> 7. C:\ is the root of all directories.
> >>> 8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
> >>> 9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
> >>> 10. The modem is the message.
> >>> 11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
> >>> 12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
> >>> 13. A chat has nine lives.
> >>> 14. Don't byte off more than you can view.
> >>> 15. Fax is stranger than fiction.
> >>> 16. What boots up must come down.
> >>> 17. Windows will never cease.
> >>> 18. In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal).
> >>> 19. Virtual reality is its own reward.
> >>> 20. Modulation in all things.
> >>> 21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
> >>> 22. There's no place like http://www.home.com
> >>> 23. Know what to expect before you connect.!
> >>> 24. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
> >>> 25. Speed thrills.
> >>> 26. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use
> >>> the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.<~ I like this
one!
> >> 27. To err is human, to really screw things up takes a computer!!!
...................
Tony Angco
'96 Triumph Trophy 1200, & '96 Trident 900
Honda '85 XLV750R & '96 Africa Twin XRV750T
'89 Hawk GT650
Ride safe....Ride aware.....Ride FAST!
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