Fri, 28 Nov 1997 21:18:54 -0800 - Message No. 1720
From: Phoebus Katsanos

Subject: KILL EM ALLL!!!


I just killed the right side of a Renault Clio driven by (what else?) a
woman! with my special mother.....ing strong, killer car, no survivors,
English Motad crash bars!
That was the ultimate test of endurance and strength and my crash bars
passed with A+!
Although I may have to pay extra insurance for a year or two, since all
the witnesses were car drivers and all are against me I think it was
worth the test!

Was it an accident?     Defenately not!

It wasn't my fault, but i have to admit it was only partially the car
drivers fault, since she was driving according to the circumstances:
She was in the center lane of a 3 lane road and she wanted to turn
right, (over me... ) but that was because there were double parked cars
on the right lane and if she wanted to be on the right she would have to
do some crazy turns to avoid them!

So not an accident, but a victim of irregular circumstances in an
irregular city governed by irregular people with shit for brains!

Ps Not a scratch to me or my bike!!!!!!!!!

dipper@normans.isd.uni-stuttgart.de