Tue Nov 11 20:16:28 1997
- Message No. 1654
From: Joel Pereira
Subject: Joke: faster then a Farrari
On Mon, 10 Nov 1997, C&M O'SHOCK wrote:
> A hip young man goes out and buys a 1997 Ferrari GTO.
> > > It's the best and most expensive car available in the
> > > world, costing about $500,000. He takes it out for a spin
> > > and while stopping for a red light, an old man on an Africa Twin
> > > (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him.
> > > The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car
> > > and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
> > >
> > > The young man replies, "A 1997 Ferrari GTO. They cost
> > > about a half million dollars!"
> > >
> > > "That's a lot of money," says the old man, shocked. "Why
> > > does it cost so much?
> > >
> > > "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states
> > > the cool dude proudly.
> > >
> > > The AT driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?" "Sure,"
> > > replies the owner.
> > >
> > > So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks
> > > around. Leaning back on his AT, the old man says,
> > > "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"
> > >
> > > Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the
> > > old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30
> > > seconds the speedometer reads 320mph. Suddenly, he notices
> > > a dot in his rearview mirror. It seems to be getting
> > > closer! He slows down to see what it could be and
> > > suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going
> > > much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my
> > > Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself. Then, ahead of
> > > him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes
> > > by again, heading the opposite direction! And it almost
> > > looked like the old man on the Africa Twin! "Couldn't be,"
> > > thinks the guy. "How could an AT outrun a Ferrari?!"
> > > Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh
> > > Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car,
> > > demolishing the rear end.
> > >
> > > The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!! Of
> > > course, the AT and the old man are hurting for certain.
> > > He runs up to the dying old man and says, "You're badly
> > > hurt! Is there anything I can do for you?"
> > >
> > > The old man moans and replies, "Yes. Unhook my suspenders
> > > from your side-view mirror!"
Be careful
Joel Pereira
l42154@alfa.ist.utl.pt
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