Mon, 11 May 1998 10:57:28 +0100
- Message No. 2939
From: lawrence_turner@mentorg.com (Lawrence Turner )
Subject: Summer Biking - A few thoughts from UK
This is after going to British Superbike Racing at Thruxton !
I think it works like this -
1. Wait until temperature is above 20 deg C
2. Drag Fireblade/CBR600/GSXR750/Ducati from garage
3. Clean and polish , fit stupid colour headlamp cover ( purple or red )
4. Buy new one piece leathers and replica Lid ( '98 colour is PINK !)
or stick to the CE approved trainers,jeans and paddock jacket
5. Leave Vectra/Mondeo on drive and brain in fridge
6. Overtake only on RH bends , opposite junctions etc .
7. Ignore other road users , double white lines , speed limits .
8. Never look behind as everyone knows what you are going to do next .
9. Lane splitting at 80mph+ in heavy traffic doing 40mph ( no risks there )
10.Sunday only - other days of the week are not permitted.
At least in the Winter/Spring/Autumn you only have crap car drivers to avoid !
Please forgive me for any omissions :-)
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