Mon, 11 May 1998 12:18:50 +0100
- Message No. 2944
From: Chris Longhurst
Subject: RE: Summer Biking - A few thoughts from UK
> I think it works like this -
>
> 1. Wait until temperature is above 20 deg C
> 10.Sunday only - other days of the week are not permitted.
>
> Please forgive me for any omissions :-)
>
I think there's one huge, glaring omission you made there - it sits
between items 2 & 3:
2a - Fit a race-only exhaust that makes so much noise that it distracts
everyone from noticing that you actually can't ride the bike at all.
And finally,:
11. Stand folornly by the side of the road being lectured by a police
officer whilst wondering what it was you did wrong.
TTFN.
"Aaalrighty then" - Ace Ventura.
Chris Longhurst, Flight Simulator Graphics Modeller.
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